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Funny when dentists are like, “Are you free six months from now on this specific day at 10 am?” Like, sorry doc, I don't even know what I'm doing this weekend, I have no idea! Dentists must think everybody should live extremely regimented lives. We not only have to schedule appointments six months in advance, but they also expect you to brush and floss every day! Which I totally do… Well, I definitely brush my teeth every day. And, if my dentist is reading this, I also tooooootally floss every day! Yep, a regimented schedule all for healthy teeth! Mmhmmm…
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Okay, okay, you caught me! I don't floss every day. I have a life and don't always have floss. At least I brush twice a day! Some people don't even do that. Ugh, that reminds me how I had to remind, nah, beg my ex to brush his teeth, as if he were a child throwing a tantrum. He was missing like 6 teeth. That should've been my first sign to leave. Unfortunately, it was five years later, at the like 10th time he cheated on me… But that's another story. Let's just laugh at these dentist memes. My teeth need to smile after typing all that out!
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Anyways, I'm not going to stop drinking coffee or wine and I will, most likely, still only floss every now and then. But you better believe that you can depend on me for memes! Even for your dentist.
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